I use a simple system;
it’s silent, and I keep my eyes clean.
While my cat is consistently kind and…
seems to seriously share my skinny policy.
(“Sure she must have just dropped out of her Momma.
Because she is still so small”).
Something has driven the anthropomorphized film away.
And you my dear,
will start off as a starlet.
Evolving eventually into
As you become invincible, immovable
to all jokes, catcalls, barefoot strokes
and post kiss-rejection ice storms.